With nearly four years of tangents, I can understand how it’s not the easiest thing to jump into. I’ve taken the liberty of collecting the top tangents of all time to help you get your feet wet. C’mon in, the water’s fine! I’m sure we’re going to get along swimmingly.
• A Tangent About Whether I Should Have A Bush Or Not.
• A Tangent About Method Acting.
• A Tangent About Shitty Bands Misusing “Summer”.
• A Tangent About How The Jig Is Up… Or How My Family & Their Friends Found My Blog.
• An Open Letter To Everyone Who’s Been Emailing Me Asking About How I “Made It” As A Blogger.
• A Tangent About Chain Emails From My Dad.
• A Tangent Exemplifying How Shamefully Crazy I Am (About Tennis).
• A Tangent About How Cops Are Not Cool About Drinking On The Beach.
• A Tangent About Running Into People You Used To Date (When
You’re Dressed Up Like A Man).
• A Tangent About People Who Should Stop Trying To Add Me On Facebook.
• A Tangent About The Smell Of Hot Rubber.
• A Tangent About How I Didn’t Sign Up For This Shit [Time Warner Cable].
• THIS ISN’T JUNIOR HIGH, DON’T ACT LIKE YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU GOT MY SCREEN NAME.
• A Tangent About Why I Am Hesitant About Doing Favors For People.
• A Tangent About People Not Taking A Hint.
• A Tangent About How I Shouldn’t Be Penalized For Trying To Be In Shape.
• “I’m Not Trying To Stroke Your Ego But You’re Getting Eye Fucked.”
• Opinion: Whose Fault Is It I Put My Foot In The Toilet?
• Condoms Are To Ladies As Tampons Are To Dudes.
• Helpful Gift Giving Ideas For My Dad’s GFs.
& you can always click here for a random-ass tangent.
Your site is great. Would you like to blog for us too?
It’s definitely a possibility! Email me at tangenttime@gmail.com and let’s talk!
And hilarity abounds yet again as I read your blog, Marissa. Honestly, it feels a little disturbing reading about my cousin’s bush ordeals and Uncle Dave’s chainmail, but hey, it’s funny as shit. Glad to see that the two of us (aka The Only Two Ross Family Members Who Know The Difference Between A Colon And a Semicolon) are breaking into the writing biz. If I’m writing a screenplay in the future, encounter writer’s block, and need an individual with no problem speaking the foulness of the thoughts in her head, I know who I’m going to call……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..
Lisa Lampanelli. Kidding, woman, that bitch ain’t got shit on you! Keep it up.
-Cousin Nick.