So, I’m really proud of this video. I think that it is a testament to a number of things that are important in my life:
1. My extreme love of my dog.
2. My progress in the world of editing.
3. My lack of shame.
Also, just want to thank @Flufftronix for the fog horn, which is the crowning moment of the whole thing.
You know, it’s hard, that fine line I have to walk in order to maintain composure and my articulation skills but drink enough to be able to deal with drunks / my social anxiety.
I guess I’m still working on that balance.
NYE = TOO DRUNK.
APOCALYPTIC = TOO SOBER.
MAY 15TH = MAXIN’ ?
Let’s hope.
Oh, yeah btw, May fifteenth is my next scheduled appearance at Detroit Bar in Costa Mesa.
Dude, I really underestimated
how hard it was going to be making fun of Vietnam.
Maybe you haven’t researched for hours
trying to find funny/ironic pictures of Vietnam…
but they don’t exist.
Only pictures that make kittens cry.
Or racists laugh.
I decided it was in the best interest of not only myself, but for everyone involved with Thief to make a promotional video for the next event- since editing sweet vidz is only second to writing sweet blogz in my repertoire of sweet thingz I am good at.
So, then came the task of figuring out what to make this promotional video about. I decided that it needed to address some key points, such as when the Apocalyptic Love event was, that I was sorry for being a drunken buffoon on New Year’s and also somehow “sell” this thing while keeping to my own “artistic” style.
So, what sells ?
Oh, right SEX.
What’s my “artistic” style?
Oh, right BIG MINT TEAL WORDS.
So, obviously the only logical answer was to devise a promotional video where I scantily cladly exploited myself while using big mint teal words to blatantly spell things out for people while balancing it with enough humor to get away unscathed by haters who would undoubtedly ream me for the previously mentioned scantily cladness.
And this is what ensued:
So, did it work ?!
Do you want to come to the party ?!
Please leave a comment saying “Yes, of course, your efforts were not fruitless… although partially in vain.”
Anyway, I'm Marissa A. Ross, a writer who graduated from acting school to make a living as an internet addict. Just another American Dream, drinking too much & putting shit on the internet.
I also dig music, which makes me really original.
You can also catch me at Hello Giggles, where I write things that might make you think I'm not a such jackass.
never plan your whole week around a 79° day to tan your ass in february. it'll be 72° & your courtyard will be shady. :( #californiaproblems21 hours ago
