Special thanks to Flufftronix for contributing his ‘stache for the updated version of this instant classic.
& this is for the people who didn’t get the Furngully reference but are making an effort.
Thanks.
You get an A.
And the people who did get the reference, one day you can use that tid-bit of information when you are trying to one up a peer that also follows my acclaimed work.
IE:
Peer: “Yeah, I remember those New Year’s Eve two-thousand & nine videos. I didn’t get that reference to Furngully though…”
You: “[Scoffs] Oh, well, it was a reference to one of her early posts, like circa fall ’08. Yeah, she made this epic mathematical equation about MGMT that was so relevant. You never read that… pssshhh… You probably have never heard Hercules and Love Affair either…”
Tangents & The Times’ main goal is to cultivate elitist readers that listen to obscure music & only shop at farmer’s markets.
