It’s just great because
the last two lines are him mocking me
because I definitely told that bro to chill on the mic since he wasn’t letting me even type a word in edgewise. God damn angsty, titty hungry teens and their mad copy & paste skills.
I also definitely told him,
“Yeah, that’s fine but can you not f9 me just yet?
Like can you give me a second?”
And he did give me that second
And then I screenshotted this & then
I F9′D THE SHIT OUTTA HIM!
HA! WHO’S F-YOU’ING WHO NOW BIIIITTTCCHHH!
That’s definitely what I said to myself while they were finding me a new stranger to enlighten with my truths of life & gems of the mind.
“Lack of tits”.
Psh. Obviously this guy does not read blogs otherwise he would have seen my sweet tits post and maybe been like “Hey, yeah, that’s great- your tits ARE bigger than the girls I’m in seventh grade with!” and I’d be like, “Thanks!”
Not everyone is going to think you have sweet tits in your life time. This is a truth I’ve come to know quite well in my nearly [gulp] twenty four years. But you know, you deal with it. You get a sense of humor & a blog & you COPE!
But do not stuff your bikini with your mom’s shoulder pads.
That’s not a good idea.
Blogs > stuffed bikinis.