A Tangent About SVU Solving My Netflix Watch Instantly Problems.

27 06 2011

Netflix Watch Instantly is incredibly overwhelming for the most part, because it’s full of shit that I only KINDA want to watch. This “KINDA want to watch”-ness, leads to what seems like hours of Dudefriend & I passing the remote back & forth saying to one another,

There are a couple other variations,
but they all end with “YOU PICK.”

But I’ve figured it out, guys.
I’ve figured out the answer to my Netflix problems.
I am just always going to pick episodes of
Law & Order: Special Victim’s Unit
I’ve seen eight hundred times.

See, here is my view on things– I fucking hate picking. I hate it.
You know what I love? Law & Order: SVU.
Always have, always will.

So, from now on, I’m just always picking that and either Dudefriend will have to deal with it & watch Law & Order with me, or he will be forced to pick out something else because I’m just picking Law & Order.
Like, FINAL ANSWER, ya’all.

It’s probably the smartest win-win situation I’ve ever come up with.
Like, I either get to watch SVU or have the comfort of being absolved the responsibility of picking something better out because honestly, is there anything better than SVU?

If you said “Yes”,
then I’d like you to answer
the following questions about your choice:

1. Um, does it star a man with arms you dream about being saved in MORE than Agent Stabler’s?

2. Um, does it star a woman that is MORE empathetic and loving than Olivia?

3. Um, does it have never-beat-around-the-bush, brilliant, one word episode titles?

4. Um, do you ever feel like you ARE the main characters? Like, you don’t even know how you can stand so much rape & murder, but you keep coming back? ARE YOU LIVING THE JOURNEY WITH THE CHARACTERS OF YOUR TV SHOW THAT IS SUPPOSEDLY A BETTER GO-TO THAN SVU?! ARE YOU?!

If you answered “yes” to any of those,

And I just threw you against a metaphorical chained window
in the interrogation room OF MY MIND, btw.

If you answered “no” to all those,
then congratulations, you have taste.

Also, welcome to the worry free world of Netflix.
Enjoy your stay & the endless pedophile stories.

[Currently Listening 2 Aquarium Drunkard’s Summer Soak mix]

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8 responses

27 06 2011

This is awesome. Mainly because I am on my fifth episode of SVU today.

27 06 2011

Truer words have never been spoken about SVU.

27 06 2011

Confession: I have never watched SVU but I plan on remedying the issue tonight by watching an episode of that and not my usual Deadwood. This better good :)

29 06 2011
Marissa A. Ross

I hope it RULED.

27 06 2011

if only they had To Catch a Predator for variation whilst still being PEDOPHILE friendly!

1 07 2011
Megan Younce


1 07 2011

My roommate literally watches this show nearly every day for HOURS. With NO SHAME. It gets to the point where I am joining her and her boyfriend has to watch it now too. It’s addicting.

12 07 2011

I just got Netflix and started a blog about SVU, one episode, one post. And yes, I do it all for his glorious arms.

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