Riddle me this:
Why the fuck do condoms have to smell so fucking awful?
This morning I woke up and my tits still smelled like condoms.
Alright that’s gross but it’s like, what are you supposed to do?
Be like, OH OH HEY,
HEY Dudefriend, do me a big favezsies
& put on this condom then wash your hands
and theeeen come back & bone me, kthnx!
Yeah, that doesn’t happen.
What happens is he puts on the condom
& then grabs my tits & then I wake up the next day
with rubber-ass smelling boobs, which is gross.
Like, really. I mean, maybe it’s because I never use like, Strawberry flavored ones but I just feel like condom companies could do more to make them not smell like a hot night in a Doll Brothel. They can make condoms that light your vag’ on fire but they can’t make like, unscented ones.
There’s unscented lotions and tampons AND cat litter,
I just don’t understand why not condoms!
THE TECHNOLOGY IS OUT THERE, PEOPLE.
[Currently Listening 2 Sore Eros]
Oh man! Hahahahaha. You’re awesome!
thank you, truly appreciated. <3
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I love blogs about rants and tangents (because I do the same)…especially when they are as funny as yours!
Thank you!