Hey guys! Hope you’ve all had a really great long weekend!!
And for everyone who hasn’t had a three day weekend,
I’m sorry you work retail &/or in the food industry.
One day you’ll graduate to a Monday through Friday, 9 to 5 gig and you’ll realize all that time you spent pretending to enjoy Wednesdays off & saying stupid things like “whatever, everything’s crowded on the weekend anyway”,
you were just lying to yourself!!! LOL!!!
BECAUSE WEEKENDS ARE GREAT!!!
ESPECIALLY LONG ONES!!!
We usually dedicate the third day to watching TV on the Internet in our underwear & scraping surviving remnants of weed out of their respective prescription bottles. Dudefriend has made the executive decision that we should use this weekend to start watching Lost. I’ve only ever seen one episode and it was about some old bro & his bros careening through the jungle to get to some like Jurassic Park lookin’ compounds while fighting some local islanders. I was totally lost (haaa) & bored & was like “WHATEVERRR POUR ME ANOTHER TALL GLASS” which was what we always drank at my friend Andrew’s, who aside from loving tall glasses of straight vodka, also really loved Lost.
So far, I am twenty minutes into the first episode & I’m just like,
HOW DOES THIS JACK CHARACTER KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT, SO MUCH?!
I don’t trust him.
I mean, I know the show wants me to
& I mean, he’s handsome enough,
but I dunno.
I will tell ya one thing I DO know,
I do know I don’t trust this Gacy-ass lookin’ fool:
There is no way you could convince me that this is a principled dude.