Just want to take a second & say that I do not believe
that there is enough being said about
THE DANGERS OF SNEEZING
WHILE DRIVING.
Alright, like I know there are some of you that are just like ONE sneezers and can like keep it together, you know like pucker your face & get it all out real quick and be done. But some of us are EIGHT sneezers and honestly, sometimes, in the midst of a sneeze attack while driving, I sort of fear for my life. I can’t keep my eyes open! I just keep sneezing! And sneezing! And it’s like OMGGG I’M MAKING A LEFT HAND TURN ON VERMONT, I CAN’T DEALLL!!!
And I swear to god if you give me a link to one of those “Let me Google it for you” pages, I’ll punch you because I DID GOOGLE IT and the results were not helpful which is why I’m here being like “YO THIS NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED!” or at least like, mentioned in a Claritin commercial or someeething cause honestly, for all us snot-nosed & allergy afflicted VICTIMS OF NATURE, this is a serious concern. I don’t have health insurance to even get the prescriptions for said allergy affliction let alone pay to have my fucking face sewn back on after crashing into a pole during an allergy attack!
I’m just like curious what experts have to say about it.
You know, something alone the lines of a
“What To Do If You Sneeze More Than Twelve Times In A Row While Driving?”
article featured in Cosmo or something next month.
Like, should I pull over?
But what if I’m in the middle of the fore mentioned left turn onto Vermont?
Should I just stop driving on days I’m too poor to afford eating a bottle of Zyrtec?
I mean, I don’t know about you guys but all my teachers told me that there are no dumb questions and seriously these have been plaguing me for awhile so it’s like I’M JUST LOOKING FOR SOME ANSWERS!
[Currently Listening 2 Danger Beach via Rose Quartz]
You know Ari Stern got into a car accident because of this exact thing!
omggg!!! noooo!!!
ugh. see, awareness needs to be raised!!!
Sometimes in the evenings if I’m driving east and the sun is too low to be blocked by my visor, my eyes start to water really, really bad and I worry I’m going to swerve into the wrong lane and die. It’s always a clusterfuck of “Should I pull over? Am I a pussy if I pull over? Is this how I’m going to die, on my way to Best Buy just because I wanted to buy Memento while it was on sale for five dollars?”
i feel like you’ve addressed this before… haven’t you?
either way, this is still one of my biggest fears.
which is one of the reasons i don’t drive anymore.
cars = death.
…or outrageous medical bills.
in which case, i’d rather be dead.
i did talk about it once but it still plagues & haunts me on the reg’.
oh man, i have to get in a car RIGHT NOWWWW!!!
WISH ME LUCK