I wish all the dudes I dated that fucked me over, were like the dudes I “dated” in high school, so when I saw their Facebooks via mutual friends, they were now fat & gross. But they’re not. They still look the same as when I dated them which just pisses me off because bad people are supposed to get fat & ugly. That is the way my world works. Everyone that has fucked me over & made me feel bad about myself, has gotten fat & ugly. That is the way the world SHOULD WORK. WHY ELSE DO I HAVE FACEBOOK IF NOT TO SEE THE DEMISE OF EVERY INDECENT PERSON I’VE EVER ENCOUNTERED?! WHY DO I SUBJECT MYSELF TO OTHERS’ LIVES I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT IF ITS NOT TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?! Ugh. It’s like TAKE A BAD PICTURE ALREADY, GOD KNOWS YOU’RE HORRIBLE IN REAL LIFE! I should I get cuter every day & they should become who they really are! TROLLS! BEAUTY COMES FROM THE INSIDE EVERYONE! AND IF YOU FUCK ME OVER THEN YOU ARE FUCKING UGLY! TAKE THAT MISTER DOUBTING MUSTAFA!
& by “FUCKING UGLY” I mean, that you start ugly on the inside & then it spreads to the outside like a horrible disgusting staph infection, just like your presence in my life.
I could see how someone might read this & be like “OH MAH GAWD SHE’S NOT OVER IT” but I am over it. I mean, just like every tangent I go on on here, it’s a fleeting thing. You know, these things don’t like fucking haunt me. I feel them & then I blog them & then it’s like poof! EXONERATED FROM LAME FEEEELINGS! Cause as a human, you’re going to have lame feelings, that’s just a matter of fact. I don’t miss these bros or anything, I just wish their physical appearance represented the way they treat women. I don’t think that’s a horrible thing to wish. I feel like that would solve a lot of problems cause women would just right off the bat be like “DAYYYYUUUMMM…” and walk away before getting raped or some shit. I’M JUST WISHING THE WORLD WAS A BETTER PLACE. DON’T HOLD IT AGAINST ME, AIGHT?!
[Currently Listening 2 Dead Gaze's This Big World OVER&OVERRRR
via The Great Pumpkin]
sometimes they do. see: Ethan Hawke.
& this is why i love knowing you molly, you help me see the good in the world.
I am SO into this tangent.
Tangentially related (see what I did there?): My former college roommate/best friend/later nemesis/whore bitch from hell had hate sex with my ex while I was trying to decide whether I was going to take his begging-ass back (no). Everyone then recognized her for the whore bitch from hell she always was, and she was reduced to hanging out with/dating sophomores (we were seniors). She is still dating said sophomore, who graduated this year…and is now a manager at a Walgreens in his home town.
I find this incredibly satisfying. Thanks, Facebook!
LOL i love you silvia. “whore bitch from hell” is definitely going to be introduced to my vernacular.
all of the girls I have been with got ‘ugly’ except for my last one, her last name very closely spelt satan and her hands were always cold. Should have stayed away from her since the beginning.
yeah damn! cold hands AND almost satan?! never again dude. don’t ignore the red flags!
yo I thought of another one: Chevy Chase. and he was SO hot and SUCH an asshole. also James Taylor, who was less hot (2 me) but definitely also an asshole, to Carly Simon and Joni Mitchell no less.
omg chevy. love him in the 70′s so hard.