I hate when someone you don’t really know but drunkly met at a party took an awesome picture & then you just have to wait until they tag someone you actually know from the party in the photo on Facebook to steal it. This is where I am right now, waiting for a random person to upload the best day party picture I’ve ever been a part of on Facebook. Sure, I have plenty of other things to be worrying about but it’s after five in which case I can only devote half of my brain to things that actually matter. But this actually matters to me! I don’t have a camera so people who take pictures are important.
People only seem to immediately upload horrible pictures of me.
Which is almost as annoying as waiting for good ones.
Which is not as annoying as how Facebook has become a part of our society and is probably going to be a Webster’s add-in very soon if not already, which could be kinda cool cause if my computer stopped giving me the dotted reds under “Facebook” that would relieve a lot of stress in my life. I write “Facebook” a lot & I hate spelling errors, even if they aren’t real because uh, hello, everyone rockin’ in the free world, wait, shit, even fools rockin’ in the third worlds know “Facebook” is a word.
I swear to geezuz this weekend, I heard so many more people say,
“OMG DON’T TAG ME IN THAT!”
than I heard them ask for more booze.
Which is another cause for concern.
Well, maybe not.
More booze for me!
But it’s like who the fuck carreeesss about Facebook pictures when there is a handle of whiskey dwindling?! Besides after enough whiskey, you don’t give a shit about tagged pictures. And if you’re anything like me, you’ve had enough whiskey in life to stop caring about tagged photos for forevz. There just comes a point where you gotta me like,
“HEY. THAT’S ME WHEN I’M DRUNK.
LOVE IT OR LOVE IT.
BITCHES.”
Except when you look
REEEALLLY BAD.
In which case, you just quietly untag your shit
instead of looking like an insecure drunk high school girl.
Not saying I don’t sometimes
act like an insecure drunk high school girl.
Not like I’m saying I’ve never put my foot in my own toilet.
Just sayin’ you should try not to.
S00000000 wise right?
I know.
I’ve had two glasses.
This is when I start to get smart.
YOU ARE NOT ALONE!!!
I’ve been lingering on facebook ALL DAY waiting for photos of my line from a fashion show I participated in this past saturday!!
We haven’t gotten the professional pictures back yet so all day it’s just been backstage backstage backstage & only five minutes ago did someone FINALLY post a photo of my line but it was just REHEARSAL!!!
ughughughugh!!!!!
and then the only photos that have surfaced of me have been ones from that “up” angle where you look like you’re 45 pounds heavier than you actually are and you want to shave your thighs down 3 sizes.
…i feel your pain.
i mean when people tempt you with this sort of fluff, you KNOW the rest are going to be killlerrrr
[my 2 models wearing my shirts!]
http://xbakerx.tumblr.com/post/497071776/backstage-at-vita-spring-2010-x
AWWW man. girl. i feel you hard. but hey, from those two pictures, i’m sure the rest are worth waiting for!!! & congratulations!!! you should be very proud of yourself for getting your line together. did you ever submit your portfolio for wildfox?
& don’t worry cause everyone knows those up angle shots are liars. you know what’s horrible? the only full length mirror in my house is rested on the ground, thus giving me that angle every fucking day ahahaha.
stay strong, your pics will come! xoxo
hahaha oh my god, you should really invest in those ringling brothers “skinny mirrors” from walmart that bend in the middle and make you look anorexic!! [my roommate broke mine out of jealousy i think]
I did send samples of my portfolio to Wildfox, but it was kind of a crappy version because I didn’t even have the thing printed up yet. You should send me the address of the Wildfox office so I can send you guys a box filled with reasons to hire me as an intern!!
xoxo!
I hate when that shit happens. It’s like, let them have you tag yourself so you can look like a jackass if you want to.
They do have a tag yourself…
nevermind i found it!