Tangents & The Times

I KNOW YOU’RE ALL DYING TO KNOW
WHAT I TOOK TO RECORD CLUB LAST NIGHT.
I KNOW YOU’RE ALL LIKE SO MAD I DIDN’T UPDATE LAST NIGHT
WHEN I WAS DRUNK & HAD GOOD THINGS TO SAY!
Buuuuut I didn’t.
But I did take this photo for you!

HEY EVERYBODY COME SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK ON THIS MAC CAM WITH MY SHITTY LIGHTING REFLECTING OFF MY RECORD!

And yes, that photo was totally on accident! LOL!
I was planning on smiling & holding the record up for some cheese
but you know when you like,
miscalculate the three seconds Photobooth gives you?
I dunno sometimes it’s just the shit you think you fucked up
that ends up making your good side actually look good at 2am.

And yeah, I know,
BLAH BLAH BLAH I THOUGHT WE ALREADY WENT OVER THIS!
GIRLS IS SO LAST YEAR! SNOBS WILL PIG NOSE YOU! BLAH!

Which under any other circumstances would have been true except I’m basically the only music blog aficionado left to say pretentious things (which, I WOULD! HAAAA). This also means that everyone I would have wanted to impress with the HEAT(!) I was planning on taking last night wasn’t around either and I definitely didn’t want to waste that shit on two-bit architects & scary Asian dudes.

I just don’t need to show off to two-bit architects & scary Asian dudes!!!
They’re going to interrupt my convos with
“WHAT DO YOU DO”z all night anyway
and have their minds blown when I tell them
I am actually an engineer for NASA, NOT a model.

So, it’s like, whatever.
I don’t need a bomb LP to know I’ve got that shit in the bag.