So, today was a really great day!
Not only did I get Jurassic Park Special Edition from Netflix
but I got my copy of Chocolate Bobka’s new project
THE REPORT.
The Report is a very special thing. I first called it a publication but it’s much more than that. The Report takes some of the most brilliant people in the music industry today and combines them in a number of mediums, all delightfully packaged in a surprise-filled parcel right to your front door.
PLZ ADDRESS ALL MY MAIL THIS WAY FROM NOW ON KTHNX!
MARISS 'IS FUCKING PUMPED' A. ROSS!
I don’t want to give away too much of The Report, I would much rather see you smoke a bowl left over from a last night’s drunken flurry, sit back & dive in yourself. I want you to feel the pages. They feel real; thick & smooth against tirelessly typed finger tips. The rest is too personal. No, really, even that was a too intimate of a detail to be telling the world wide web. That’s what The Report feels like- something personal, something…
This is where I went to go put on the cassette tape it came with and I ended up breaking my tape deck on my stereo from eighth grade.
Well, probably for the best, let’s leave the music bloggers to lay the knowledge. Now I just get to spend the next couple hours attempting to fix the tape deck, somehow end up breaking it more, take a five to put my faith in the universe that this is all because I’m supposed to listen to the tape at a pivotal moment in Dudefriend’s car (cause that’s the only place I know plays tapes) and put my beer coozy to good use.
Yeah.
I got a coozy with my edition of The Report.
It’s a limited edition.
Did you know that New Jersey produces like,
90% of the world’s Eggplant?!
That shit’s for real.
ANNNYWAYYY,
support rad artists, awesome words & monster jams!
[...] You can read my sentiments about the first edition of The Report here. [...]