Hey Guys, Don’t Forget I Love Wine & Have Tits & Don’t Give A Shit It Ain’t Wednesday.

23 02 2010

No really, I don’t know if you guys know this,
but I seriously JUST got boobs
like six months ago.
I literally JUST grew out of the bras I’ve had since SEVENTH GRADE.
NOT JOKING EITHER!
Even Dudefriend was like,
“Whoa, are you hiding babies cause your tits are so sweet now.”
& I was like,
“Nah, I’m just like a woman now, not an anorexic nineteen year old ‘actress’.”
& he was like,
“AWESOME!”

COPY & PASTE THE TITLE HERE KBYE.

I spent like a good fifteen minutes on my Photobooth doing this.
And when I say fifteen minutes,
I totally mean forty.

PS. Did you see how that’s a Facebook status update?
That’s because I AM ON FACEBOOK.
Just like your mom!
(It’s funny cause it’s true.)


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4 responses

3 07 2010
Megan

Oh shit; where did you get that shirt!?

I honestly like love telling the random people I happen to walk by in the streets that I love them. It’ll be nice to say it a different language!

5 07 2010
Marissa A. Ross

haha well, the shirt actually says “j’<3 wildfox" and i got it from wildfox.

5 07 2010
Megan

i LOVE wildfox. how did i not know about this?

and this is embarrassing.. because i took french for four years so i should have known that it would be “je t’aime” and therefore, probably “je t’<3" which is a shirt i'd like to see.

i used to buy a lot of wildfox but i've been low on cash lately. all i could afford are nifty $12 shirts in vintage shops. aw well, wildfox is still AWESOME.

12 07 2010

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