“I’m going to transcribe one of your masturbation sessions…
OOOOHHARRGGHHH George Clooney!
AHHHOOFFHRUUGHH Marky Mark!
OOOOAAARRRFFFFFF Tim the Tool Man Taylor with his shirt off!”
I love this man & made it my personal goal not to be a bitch tonight & make sure he has the best birthday ever! It’s so important to me, I’m going to even include a GIF:
Tim Allen=DILF
[...] & hanging out… alone… and I got to thinking about Dudefriend’s ideas of my “masturbation session”. I couldn’t believe he said Tim The Tool Man. Like, yeah, sure, Tim Allen was a babe circa [...]