In case you missed the first lesson, from now until Valentine’s Day I will be providing my readers with helpful tips & glimpses into my uber successful relationship with Dudefriend.
You’re welcome.
When you’re in a relationship, sometimes you have to do some things you’re not going to like doing- compromising, listening, giving blow jobs when your nose is stuffy. Sometimes these things are emotionally hard to do.
Like, our second lesson.
Lesson #2: Don’t Be Afraid To Ask The Tough Questions
Sometimes, there are things you just have to ask. There’s no getting around it. Whether it be for the maturation of your relationship, your health or maybe you just can’t find the answer on Google.
But there will come a day when you have to ask your significant other something you don’t want to and you’re going to have to just pick up your balls and do it.
For example,
at a quaint, quiet table in the corner of our local spot, Masa:
Dudefriend: “Now, I’m going to ask you a question… and… and I want you to be completely honest…”
Me: [nods with furrowed brow]
Dudefriend: “Are you retarded?”
I’ll let you sit with that.
Choose your own adventure & shit.
