With Valentine’s Day fast upon us, a holiday that I usually reserve for taking too much Vicodin and puking all over myself after too many free shots at some loser “I’m Single At A Bar On Valentine’s!” soiree or having dinner with my father, his wretched girlfriend and my grandmother (yes, for the past five years I’ve been this pathetic), I have decided to give you guys some glimpses into my love life & how Dudefriend & I “make it work”.
Lesson #1: Words of Love
Make sure the way you & your significant other talk to one another reflects the deep understanding you have of one another & the incredible connection that flows between the two of you, that inexplicable “knowing” of what your mate has inside of them.
For example:
Dudefriend: “I totally wanted to wake up early and bone you.”
Me: “Yeah, I know. Also knew that was not going to happen.”
Dudefriend: “What?! You didn’t have confidence in me?”
Me: “No, you had NyQuil in you. And you have never taken NyQuil whereas I’ve had plenty of long nights with NyQuil so I know these things.”
Dudefriend: “Yeah, okay, Miss Hunter S. TBag.”
Crazy in love, guys, SO CRAZY!
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