I ate my corndog so fast, I forgot
& I just got up to go finish it
& was soooooo disappointed.
Not just because I only found a stick, slightly smudged with ketchup on the counter but also disappointed in myself for being such a mindless glutton. Like, how does one forget they just consumed an entire corn dog? It took time and effort to like, turn on and preheat the oven and pay attention to the time (because I can’t use the timer because the beeping gives Zissou anxiety attacks, like for reals, he shakes for like an hour) and turn it when it needed to be turned and then I got out the ketchup and just complimented it, ya know, I didn’t like, smother it. Then I apparently deep throated that shit, went to the couch, @replied a friend, got back up, went to the kitchen and then…
Yeah, that’s when I saw the stick just lying there
& I had this whole revelation
about how I totally just ate a corndog
& WHY THE HELL DIDN’T I MAKE LIKE NINE OF THEM?!
what kinda corndogs are these, that are so damn delicious?
they are trader joe’s veggie corn dogs! freezer section dawggg.
um, mini corn dogs are also choice. here’s some reasons
1) you don’t have to deep throat them
2) you can eat 9 and not feel like a fat ass
3) no stick = no splinters
4) you can throw them up in the air and catch them in yr mouth (i went 10 for 10 once)
but can you find them in veggie?! i have not seen veggie mini corn dogs but if i did, i’d be all over them specifically for reason #4.
veggie corndogs FTW.
and the minis ARE better.
… apparently, Morningstar discontinued them! WTF.
WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THAT!??!