Do you ever drunk @reply people you have no business really talking to because you don’t know them but you adore the shit out of their internet presence & then they tweet something that probably has absolutely nothing to do with you or what you drunkenly @replied them with since they have actual real lives & have a gajillion followers & have no reason to give a shit about you which way or the other but you kinda take it personally?
Yeah, I do too.
Weird, right?
It’s like,
“You are only the center of your own universe, Marissa.”
I usually take a moment each day to step aside & tell myself that.
Luckily today it’s at 6:46am.
Pheeewf!
Glad I got it out of the way.





