Tangents & The Times

So, I’ve had a couple days to start planning how I’m going to deal with this whole “no job” thing. I have enough money set aside for three months rent and then some for you know, food & booze.

This weekend, I discovered
how I am going to live during this time of monetary set backs.
It’s called
SANGRIA (!!!).

Now, hear me out!
Sangria is the answer to my day time problems
because it will keep me buzzed and fed at a very low cost.
Think about it-
a pitcher of sangria is two bottles of Shaw (um, what like $4)
plus a shit ton of fruit that cost like,
what?
A trip into your Mexican neighbor’s yard?!
IT’S LIKE NOTHING!!!
And after I am done drinking my sang’,
I can eat the fruit !
AND keep my buzz going !

Which, I’m going to level with you and tell you that that is exactly how I stumbled upon this brilliant epiphany because I had my last glass of sang’ and I was like, “freakin’ awesome, outta weed, outta wine… LE SIGH” when I realized that I could nom the shit outta this:

LUNCH!

I realize that it looks as if it is mostly lemon rinds
but that is because I munched all the tangerines
before I decided to blog about them.

I’ve had this post-it above my bed for the past year,
that says;
“Be A Part Of The Solution, Not The Problem.”
(So wise right?! Yeah, Deepak Dyer said that shit & I thought it was DEEP).

Anyyywayyy,
I really feel like this lunch idea is really working towards solutions,
you know, like keeping me happy & optimistic (delusional) while I search for a job in one of the worst economic crises of our country’s history.
Granted, it’s particularly unfavorable for solving the “alcoholism” thing
but hey,
PICK YOUR BATTLES WISELY, KIDS.