It’s kinda up in the air.
I mean, it’s a little understandable.
Over the years, I have thrown nearly everyone I am related to under one blogging bus or another.
But it’s all been in the good name of comedy.
This is my creative outlet.
Sure, I could have taken up a nasty drug habit to deal with my issues
but instead I decided to publicly mock all of them.
I feel like my dad should be proud of that, ya know?
I’m bringing LOLz to the masses in the midst my personal pains!
And he should be thankful I have been as kind to everyone as I have.
I mean, I should have ruined him on the internet after he canceled
all my insurance without even telling me this past spring,
meaning I was driving around for a month drunk
waiting to kill someone without the good hands of Allstate to fall into.
But I didn’t !
I only made vague allusions to how pissed off I was !
Look, I love my family and friends, even when I make horrible jokes about them.
Although I refuse to apologize for the things I write, I am sorry if you don’t get my humor and you take this shit seriously.
But this is who I am
and unfortunately I might be related to you.
Unless you join my dad and disown me.
Which I mean, to each his own.
Just don’t try to reown me when I got the world swingin’ from my nuts,
damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
This made me LOL. So funny!