It sucks when someone shows you a topless photo of your Dudefriend’s ex-girlfriend from some cool little photo shoot & then it’s forever ingrained in your head like, wow, I think we might have kiiiinda similar boobs except my nipples are bigger & I hate big nipples & even though my nipples aren’t that big it’s like, they’re bigger than hers.
You can’t unsee that shit.






Im dying!!!!! Short, sweet and to the point! LOLZ