Here’s a thought:
Don’t Eat Edibles If You Want To Bone.
NOMNOMNOMNOMZZZ...zzZzZz
Because it doesn’t happen.
You know what does happen ?
You PTFO in Dudefriend’s bed and he fixes your resume and watches Mad Men while you nap it out and then you wake up eight hours later in the middle of the night with your skirt all cock-eyed and your necklace imprinted on your face and then you toss and turn for the rest of the night thinking about what kind of asshole thinks they can eat a shit ton of marijuana chocolate truffles and somehow make it past 11 ?
Oh, right !
Me !!!
I’m that asshole !!!
& that’s all I’ve got kids.
I’m an asshole.
A revelation, I know.
F’ you, it’s Monday.
Or…maybe you did get laid. There, I said it.
but then what to make of the mysterious pocket pussy on the nightstand ?!
whachuuu got against fleshlights girl?!
oh nothing i think they’re great. particularly the “ice” edition.