WTF IS MALCOLM MCDOWELL’S DEAL ?!
Malcolm McDowell stars in Caligula.
Previously,
Malcolm McDowell starred in A Clockwork Orange.
These movies have the following in common:
1. Boning
2. Violence
1 + 2 =
3. Rape
4. Large Models of Penises (statues, cakes, etc)
5. McDowell Creepy Eyes
I’m usually too stoned to remember my dreams but I can imagine him haunting them.
Granted, he’s worked in about a gajillion other projects.
But I don’t know how many of those have rapes too !
I just know from what I’ve seen, he’s two for two.
Although, I’m thinking that if I saw Pinocchio3000…
Well, he’d still be two out of three.
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