Do you know how disturbing it is to see this t-shirt on not one,
but TWO middle aged women walking along Beverly this morning ?
Mother's Day '09 Best Seller ?
Lady, I understand in your banana brains that you think it’s okay to lust after a twenty year old dude because in fairytale land he’s really like 400 years older than you or something.
But in all reality, you’re still the mother of four with a fupa.
Sorry but it’s true, the glory days of you banging hot barely legal ass ended long before the Snap Bracelet was even a twinkle in Stuart Ander’s eyes.
But you know what is creepier ?
Baby Shower Best Seller '09 ?
There are no words to describe how frightening this is to me.
You realize that Edward is a vampire.
Vampires drink blood and fuck.
HAVEN’T YOU EVER WATCHED THE HISTORY CHANNEL ?!
Jesus.
And you’re putting this on your baby.
Let me guess,
You got knocked up at junior prom last year ?
