Miss A. Ross will be out for the weekend due to the “stress” from publishing her very personal posts recently
(So she claims. I am under the impression from knowing Miss A. Ross intimately that her absence is actually due to her affinity for Fourth of July’s annual barrage of barbecues and boozing).
I believe she is relatively stable although after viewing her stats from yesterday, she did take off her shirt and proceeded to “bro down with Captain Morgan like any other red blooded hip-ass bitch” and leave the office.
Casual Friday 2.0
Please be advised, Miss A. Ross will probably be out of control for the next thirty-six hours, undoubtedly exhibiting exaggerated egocentricity and vulgarity, claiming she is a Jedi and counting her wins as she parades around in her “Hair-Shirt” on the streets of Echo Park and drinking in public until such activities are forced to cease and desist by local authorities (she has no respect for “common folk demands”).
She also flat out does not have internet at her home (she spent the cable money on a bottle of Midleton, Very Rare like every other responsible barely working blogger).
Please follow her on twitter for further information.
And in closing, on behalf of Miss A. Ross, I wish you
“a winning weekend full of fireworks, fraternizing and fiendish fun”.
Regards,
Adin Hunter
Miss A. Ross’ editor, begrudged Consigliere and delegated decoy driver.
