I decided it was in the best interest of not only myself, but for everyone involved with Thief to make a promotional video for the next event- since editing sweet vidz is only second to writing sweet blogz in my repertoire of sweet thingz I am good at.
So, then came the task of figuring out what to make this promotional video about. I decided that it needed to address some key points, such as when the Apocalyptic Love event was, that I was sorry for being a drunken buffoon on New Year’s and also somehow “sell” this thing while keeping to my own “artistic” style.
So, what sells ?
Oh, right SEX.
What’s my “artistic” style?
Oh, right BIG MINT TEAL WORDS.
So, obviously the only logical answer was to devise a promotional video where I scantily cladly exploited myself while using big mint teal words to blatantly spell things out for people while balancing it with enough humor to get away unscathed by haters who would undoubtedly ream me for the previously mentioned scantily cladness.
And this is what ensued:
So, did it work ?!
Do you want to come to the party ?!
Please leave a comment saying “Yes, of course, your efforts were not fruitless… although partially in vain.”





