Hipsters: One crushed velvet pair of pants away from Austin D. Powers.
1. He’s a “photographer”- meaning he shags a lot of bitches by telling them he wants to “take pictures” of them.
2. Loves his ladies in lame or body suits (ie: Vanessa Kensington).
3. Looks like Roman Polanski and acts like a flamboyant post-metro nineteen year old with an ego that demands epic musical introductions.
4. He’s been really working on his personal brand, with plenty of catch-phrases and signature moves.
5. Loves to Video Chat (you may recall Austin logging onto AOL to video chat with Basil Exposition).
& for all the hipsters on your holiday list visit
http://www.gifts.com/personality/the-hipster/
fuh’ real. they break it down so you know exactly who you’re shopping for
Hey… kinda sounds like everyone I know that I also believe will turn into Austin Powers by Two Thousand & Ten !
The ones who don’t turn into Austin Powers are likely to become:
1. Daft Punk
2. The Gin Blossoms
3. MC Hammer
The only upside:
The end of the ironic-seventies bullshit, with the complete dissolution of anything done “because it’s funny”. Funny to who ? Funny to that heroin addict that also saw that obscure seventies porn you’re doing a homage to by wearing that ridiculous denim vest ? And your mustache is creepy.
And take off that silly ass hat.
