Celebrities aren’t the only people who can’t name their children.

29 08 2008

McCain’s vp choice is basically unheard of and a mere spec in politics. Although, she did seize second place in the Nineteen Eighty-Four Miss Alaska Pageant.

What is more strange than McCain’s less-than-experienced candidate choice (it’s her first term serving as Alaska’s governor), Sarah Palin, are the names of the five Palin children: nineteen year old Track, seventeen year old Bristol, fourteen year old Willow, seven year old Piper, and the baby Trig.

What, are we naming kids after our favorite high school subjects? Trees? I mean, there was a time I could say the ugliest name for a child would have to be Gertrude or Gaylord or something but now it could be anything. Like “4Real”. Yes, a couple in New Zealand tried to name their child 4Real and it was banned. Other names banned around the world include:

New Zealand: Names starting with a numeral
Malaysia: Hokkien Chinese Ah Chwar (Snake), Khiow Khoo (Hunchback), Woti (Sexual intercourse), no animals, insects, fruit, vegetables, numbers (007) or colours as names, no royal or honorary titles or Japanese cars as names
Cantonese: Chow Tow (Smelly head), Sor Chai (Insane)
Malaysia’s Tamil Community: Karrupusamy (Black god)
Germany: Hitler, Stalin, Osama bin Laden, Invented and androgynous names

- Courtesy of ListAfterList.com.

Probably the worst I’ve heard are the products of Frank Zappa which include: Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan, Moon Unit and DIVA THIN MUFFIN PIGEEN.

In light of this, I decided to share with you all my future baby names.
Here they are:
Jam Ross, Cute Town USA, Mint Teal Sugarpants, Sassafrass Sweetpea, Stella Artois Striped Polo, John Hunter Larry David, Bosco, Pozitiv Vibez, Marissa 2.0 and Fellini Cobbler… Word.

For more reasons to laugh at Gov. Palin, check out LOLpalin.


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9 responses

3 09 2008
bryce

As far as experience goes – Barak doesn’t have much on her. I’d say that her few years in an executive position as governer qualifies her for VP more than Barak’s few years in a nonexecutive senate position qualifies him for president. And the difference is that Barak decided he was qualified enough for his aspired position – Palin was asked.
As far as the names of her children – I can’t defend her there.

3 09 2008
S321

Obama’s years at Columbia and Harvard are basically wasted. Instead of being a lawyer he pals around with Jesse Jr and the Al Sharpton types in Chicago learning how to get dead people to vote and how to strong arm community leaders into getting his way. And that might be the first time I”ve heard of someone that graduated from Journalism school actually being told their education was not worth it. I thought journalists were all that is keeping the US from beingn a 3rd world dictatorship? More idiot liberal trash about Palin while holding mr lightweight Obama as somehow important..

3 09 2008
Greg

Marissa, you are, as expected, a typical left wing moron. You are not smart enough to think for yourself, but that’s ok just follow the rest of the sheep on the left. Too bad that people don’t have to take a test to vote.

4 09 2008
theone

“it’s her first term serving”

And this is different that Barak Hussein Obama being in his first term as a senator how? Oh yea, thats right being a gov relates directly to being a VP whereas being a senator doesn’t. That and BHO has spent the majority of his first term running for pres… good luck with that.

4 09 2008
Rebekah

haha I love how the idiot above me added Barack’s middle name in there for dramatic effect. or maybe he just usually refers to people that way… what do you think Marissa Ann Ross?

-Rebekah Laura Oberst

4 09 2008
Tom

Rebekah

Wise up girl Obama only served 143 days in the senate before he began his run for the Presidency. Why is it that liberals are so concerned over the qualifications (which excel Obama) of the VP pick. As far as her resume is concerned it is more impressive than Obamas.

5 09 2008
theone

notice how rebekah picked out one little pointless part of what I said and ignored the rest. Typical leftist strategy, ignore the facts that hurt you and they’ll go away. LOL

8 09 2008
John

Palin sucks.

Thats all I can say. You said the rest.

18 12 2008
decaedesign

Palin and McSTAIN lost!

get over it!

BARACK OBAMA IS PRESIDENT!

Let the girl talk shit on Palin’s stupid name decisions, her and her poor kids.

F off you bitter ass hill billy’s!

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